About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor
of the plain people is the stork.
-- Kin Hubbard
of the plain people is the stork.
-- Kin Hubbard
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discriminates
in favor of the plain people is the stork... - One good thing about inflation is that the fellow who forgets his change
nowadays doesn't lose half as much as he used to.
- Kin... - A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
- Kin... - Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
- Kin... - Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
- Kin... - Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
- Kin... - Politics has reached the level where we're goin' some if we can even get
good,
efficient people to vote, to say nothin' of runnin'... - Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a
conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
- Kin... - Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or
haven't any sense.
- Kin...
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- Message from Hooterville,climbed pole with
laptop... - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
Redd... - UNIX:: /yoo'niks/ [In the authors' words, "A weak pun on
Multics"] n.
(also `Unix') An interactive time-sharing system ... - If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave.
Monty... - Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.
Conscience makes egotists of us all. -- Oscar...
