About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

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About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor
of the plain people is the stork.
-- Kin Hubbard

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About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
One good thing about inflation is that the fellow who forgets his change nowadays doesn't lose half as much as he used to.
-- Kin Hubbard...
A good listener is usually thinking about something else. -- Kin Hubbard
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. -- Kin Hubbard
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on. -- Kin Hubbard
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune. -- Kin Hubbard
Politics has reached the level where we're goin' some if we can even get good, efficient people to vote, to say nothin' of runnin' for office.
-- Kin Hubbard...
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
-- Kin Hubbard...
Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
-- Kin Hubbard...