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• Temperance. . .I call it the exercise of our faculties and organs in such a manner as to combine the maximum of pleasure with the minimum of pain.
• The correct way to punctuate a sentence that sta
  Of course it is none of my business, but --" is to place a period after the word "but....
• That secret pact you made back when your love could save you from the tenderness.
• If the minimum wasn't good enough, it wouldn't be the minimum.
• marbles: [from mainstream "lost all his/her marbles"] pl.
  . The minimum needed to build your way further up some hierarchy of tools or abstractions....
• marbles pl.n. [from mainstream "lost all his/her marbles"] The minimum needed to build your way further up some hierarchy of tools or abstractions.
  After a bad system crash, you need to determine if the machine has enough marbles to come up on its own, or enough marbles to allow a rebuild from backups, or if you need to rebuild from scratch....
• If you can stand the aggravation of trying to get the kids to go out and shovel the snow, your heart is in good enough condition to go out and do it yourself.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you dream that your SO and yourself are icons in a GUI and you can't get close to each other because the window manager demands minimum space between icons.
  .....
• Love is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight back.