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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you dream you have to write device drivers for your refrigerator, washing machine, and other major household appliances before you can use them.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
  )) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll off the screen and then I won't be able to figure out what went wrong....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...in a dream, you are walking down a path (using PostScript's pathforall) and get woken up by a closepath.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hear your alarm, but can't seem to get fully awake until you successfully page your left arm back in from swap space.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you can remember your ethernet hardware address.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you send E-mail and end each line with \n.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you match each
  ( with a :-) to keep the parentheses balanced....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you send your SO notes like
  while !(together(you,me)) miss(you)...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your friends send you to the refrigerator to get an imported beer, but you can't find an opener, so you repo
  bottle: cannot open, opener: not found...