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• My brain is my second favorite organ. -- Woody Alle
• From my brain, an organ with a mind of it's own.
• I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. -- Woody Alle
• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. -- Woody Alle
• I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
  Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillip...
• I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
  Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo Phillip...
• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
• If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job. -- Woody Alle