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  -- Sam Goldwyn on Louis B. Maye...
• Whenever 'A' attempts by law to impose his moral standards upon 'B', 'A' is most likely a scoundrel" - H.
  L. Mencke...
• We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• Bill Gates did not realize was that his daughter would grow up to be a rebel and would never use anything but Linux for her whole life.
• This computer is: a) not smart enough to be artificially intellige
  and b) not stupid enough to be a dumb terminal....
• No Civil War picture ever made a nickel. -- MGM executive Irving Thalberg to Louis B.
  Mayer about film rights to "Gone With the Wind". Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak...
• I have never been able to understand why it is that just because I am unintelligible nobody can understand me.
  -- Milton Maye...
• Mary, my fine daughter, show your legs to the wealthy man.