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• Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him either.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." Oscar Wilde
• Either they go, or I do. -- Oscar Wilde, of his new bedroom curtains (attrib.), 1900
• Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
• Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
  Give him a mask and he will tell the truth. Oscar Wilde...
• My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death.
  One or the other of us has to go. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- in Frank Harris Oscar Wilde...
• It is most dangerous nowadays for a husband to pay any attention to his wife in public.
  It always makes people think that he beats her when they're alone....
• Pardon him, Theodotus, he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...