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• Wife who put husband in dog-house often find in cat house.
• All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car, a cat, no maybe a dog.
  Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog. Definitely a dog....
• And the plural of house is....CAT.....'Hmmmm'
• Your husband is lazy if: When he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes in that direction.
  His idea of dressing for dinner is wearing a necktie over his pajamas....
• Cat: The only self-cleaning appliance in the house.
• House Cat: A feline that has trained humans for pets!
• If you want the best seat in the house, move a cat.
• This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your bags!
  I just won the California lottery!" "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?...
• Who needs a house out in Hackensack?