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• I'd love to, but... I've been traded to Cincinnati. -- 81 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob! [everyone gasps and screams] Bob
  [on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things....
• After winning the pennant one year, Casey Stengel commented, "I couldn'ta done it without my players.
• It wasn't exactly a divorce -- I was traded. -- Tim Conway
• Today is what happened to yesterday.
• It ain't over until it's over. -- Casey Stengel
• Life is very important to Americans. -- Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansa
• I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one
  but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even after we've been home a long while....