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• The trick is growing up without growing old. -- Casey Stengel
• I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one
  but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even after we've been home a long while....
• I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field. -- Casey Stengel
• It ain't over until it's over. -- Casey Stengel
• Ain't that something what happened today. One of us got traded to Kansas City.
  -- Casey Stengel, informing outfielder Bob Cerv he'd been traded....
• Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits. -- Casey Stengel
• They say you can't do it, but sometimes that isn't always true. -- Casey Stengel
• We are in such a slump that even the ones that aren't drinkin' aren't hittin'. -- Casey Stengel
• Several years ago, an international chess tournament was being held in a swank hotel in New York.
  Most of the major stars of the chess world were there, and after a grueling day of chess, the players and their entourages retired to the lobby of the hotel for a little refreshment....