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• The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life....
• I always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace...
• I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs.
  And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. No, go ahead....
• If I can't have it all, I think I'll just cry a lot.
• Data: "That is part of my dilemma. I have the curiosity of humans, but there are questions that I will never have the questions to.
  What it is like to laugh, or cry, or to experience any human emotions....
• I think I'm going to cry.
• When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
  My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
• Bart, you're the closest thing to a man in my life.
  And that's so depressing, I think I'm going to cry....
• I think trash is the most important manifestation of culture we have in my lifetime.
  -- Johnny Legend...