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• Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life....
• I have found little that is good about human beings.
  In my experience most of them, on the whole, are trash. -- Sigmund Freud...
• I have found little that is good about human beings.
  In my experience most of them are trash. -- Sigmund Freud...
• The baby is great. My wife and I have just started potty training.
  Which I think is important, because when we wanna potty-train the baby we should set an example....
• What's really important in life? Sitting on a beach?
  Looking at television eight hours a day? I think we have to appreciate that we're alive for only a limited period of time, and we'll spend most of our lives working....
• The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life....
• I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
• Richard Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life.
  He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people, and the world....