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• A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
• A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. -- P. Erdo
• Firmware update in the coffee machine
• operators on strike due to broken coffee machine
• You know, all of these rules that may be completely correct for normal people, make no sense for prodigies.
  To say that Bach should pay any attention to how he was socially adjusted is just a bad joke....
• I said I'm two and a half billion years old because when I was young the earth was two billion years old and now it is four and a half billion years old so I must be two and a half billion years old.
  -- Paul Erdo...
• All obvious theorems are true. -- Pommersheim's Principle All true theorems are obvious.
  -- Keane's Kriterio...