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• Evolution is as much a fact as the earth turning on its axis and going around the sun.
  At one time this was called the Copernican theory...
• Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...
• Evolution is as much a fact as the earth turning on its axis and going around the sun.
  At one time this was called the Copernican theory...
• If the earth had waited for a precedent, it would never have turned on its axis. -- Maria Mitchell
• You may be certain that age is galloping upon you when, after a feminine voice over the telephone says, "Do you know who this is?
  you say, "No," and hang up the receiver. -- Franklin P. Adam...
• Bargain: Something you can't use at a price you can't resist. -- Franklin P. Adam
• Extravagance: Anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife. -- Franklin P. Adam
• If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door. -- Franklin P. Adam
• The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...