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• Whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother. -- Evan Esa
• A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
  -- Evan Esar [ And why not? For why does she have his hat on? Ed.]...
• A girl with a future avoids the man with a past. -- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humo
• After wisdom comes wit. -- Evan Esa
• Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. -- Evan Esa
• A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. -- G.C. Lichtenberg
• A man's character is his fate. Heraclitu
• The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. ESAR
• A patient named Tarzan was always negative, always gripping, carping and sometimes even whining about something.
  The man was never satisfied. Finally, he went to a psychologist who listened until he could take no more, since it was so constant, so negative....