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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Marge, Where's the Duff!?! Marge: Ohh, uh, we're all out, Homer.
  Homer: D'oh! Marge: Would you like some fruit juice?...
• Bart: I'm outta here! Lisa: Me too. [they both leave] Home
  Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to bed -- Marge...
• Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
  Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....
• Marge: All our money's tied up in this woman. If she fails, we're broke.
  If she succeeds, I have no husband. I don't know what to root for....
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Homer: Ohhhhh... Marge: What? Homer: I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.
  Friends, co-workers, Tibor... I never thought it'd be my own wife....