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• A liberal is a man who leaves a room when the fight begins. -- Heywood Hale Broun (1888-1939)
• Men are blind in their own cause. -- Heywood Hale Broun (1888-1939)
• I see no wisdom in saving up indignation for a rainy day. -- Heywood Hale Broun (1888-1939)
• The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.
  -- Heywood Brou...
• Small children, given a playground, a meadow or a stretch of street, will at once begin to create a sport based on the relationships of trees, posts, benches or whatever.
  When the code is complete and sides chosen, woe to the child who makes the aberrant move in the game....
• Being a well-dressed man is a career, and he who goes in for it has no time for anything else.
  -- Heywood Brou...
• The nearer to the church, the further from God. -- John Heywood
• A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't talk about yourself.
• God bless those pagans... -- Homer, "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show