He had been bitten by a dog, but didn't give it much thought
until he noticed that the wound was taking a remarkably long time to
heal. Finally, he consulted a doctor who took one look at it and
ordered the dog brought in. Just as he had suspected, the dog had
rabies. Since it was too late to give the patient serum, the doctor
felt he had to prepare him for the worst. The poor man sat down at the
doctor's desk and began to write. His physician tried to comfort him.
"Perhaps it won't be so bad," he said. "You needn't make out your will
right now."
"I'm not making out any will," relied the man. "I'm just writing
out a list of people I'm going to bite!"
until he noticed that the wound was taking a remarkably long time to
heal. Finally, he consulted a doctor who took one look at it and
ordered the dog brought in. Just as he had suspected, the dog had
rabies. Since it was too late to give the patient serum, the doctor
felt he had to prepare him for the worst. The poor man sat down at the
doctor's desk and began to write. His physician tried to comfort him.
"Perhaps it won't be so bad," he said. "You needn't make out your will
right now."
"I'm not making out any will," relied the man. "I'm just writing
out a list of people I'm going to bite!"
Related:
- saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys.
But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag... - Had he and I but met
By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry,
We should have sat us down to wet And staring face... - A man sought medical aid because he was crippled and could hardly walk.
The foot doctor suggested surgery. After the operation... - Once I was sick, and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get
well.
There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors... - Near the Studio Jean Cocteau
On the Rue des Ecoles
lived an old man
with a blind dog
Every evening I would see him
guiding the dog along
the sidewalk,
keeping a firm grip on the leash so that the dog wouldn't... - My kid said, "I want a dog." Well, I went to the kennel.
The first dog I saw had legs four inches long in front... - I asked my doctor if I should have a vasectomy. He said leave a sleeping
dog lie.
The last time I had sex my self-winding watch stopped... - Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone
crazy -
he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything! Bart...
From the same category:
- Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to
somebody else -
unless it is an enemy. -- Albert... - He has paid dear, very dear, for his whistle.
-- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
-
The Whistle, November,... - Pervish cooking --
true culinary delight... - Potehtow, poetaeto, poltatoe, putaetow, potato, potatow,
poetaeto,... - Wine, women and cheese ALL improve with
age.....
