Once I Was Sick, And I Had To Go To An Ear, Nose, And Throat Man To Get Well.

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Once I was sick, and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get
well. There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors, gynecologists,
proctologists--any place you got a hole there's a guy who specializes in
your hole. They make an entire career out of that hole. And if the ear
doctor, nose doctor, throat doctor, gynecologist, or proctologist can't
help you, he sends you to a surgeon. Why? So he can make a new hole!
-- Alan Prophet