Leona, I Want To CONFESS Things To You.. I Want To WRAP You In A SCARLET ROBE Trimmed With POLYVINYL CHLORIDE.

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Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you..
I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE..
I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS...
-- Zippy the Pinhead

I want a WESSON OIL lease!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE and WHEAT THINS.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY.
. BACKWARDS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
.. I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go.. with EXTRA MSG!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua! -- Zippy the Pinhead

Leona, I Want To CONFESS Things To You.. I Want To WRAP You In A SCARLET ROBE Trimmed With POLYVINYL CHLORIDE.

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