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• BEERWARE: If you like it, buy yourself a beer.
• Ya.. But if it worked 1st time.. What fun would it be?
• If it works right the first time, obviously you've done something wrong. -- Herman's Rule
• Anything works better on a pentium....try it, buy it!
• Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's out of date.) -- Stafford Bee
• I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...
• Perhaps the reason the modern liberal so disdains the 2nd amendme
  and so loves the 1st, is that the 2nd protects our right to take action in defense of liberty, while the 1st protects our right to talk about it....
• If it works the first time, quit testing it.