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A Beer Doesn't Complain When You Come Home Late.
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A beer doesn't complain when you come home late.
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A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
A beer will only come when you want it to. -- Men vs. Bee
A beer doesn't care when you come. -- Women vs. Bee
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
Beer doesn't complain about farting.
You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning -- Women vs. Bee
Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation.
Beer is never late -- Women vs. Bee
You know your vacation is a success if, when you come home, you discover that the grass has not grown sufficiently to require an immediate cutting.
