Related:

• Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.
• Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, New Jersy.
• Philadelphia isn't dull - it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, NJ.
• You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
• Susan: Oh, now the parade has entered Bumtown! Oh, it's all just so exciting Dave!
  Dave: This certainly seems to be a poorly planned parade route....
• Never get too serious in life, because after serious, the next step is being dull, and after that it is a short step to boring.
• Bill Clinton's tax-and-spend policies will create a recession in America.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle in New Jersey, 10/19/92....
• When an idea is being pushed because it is "exciting," "new," or "innovative", beware.
  An exciting, new, innovative idea can also be foolish....