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• If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
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• If you do everything, you'll win. -- Lyndon Baines Johnso
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  -- Lyndon Baines Johnso...
• The only truly indigenous American inventions are Thanksgiving turkey and fingerfucking.
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