Related:

• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
  [Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
• Monica: Okay, all right don't judge me to much. Okay?
  Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Phoebe: [entering] Hey! Monica: [runs over to her] I tried to reach you at work.
  There's... been a fire. Phoebe: What?! Oh my... [sees the remains of the house] Oh my God!...
• Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
  ] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
• Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
  Phoebe: What? Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch....
• Monica: Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there's no future?
  Either they're too old, or they're too young, and then there's Pete who's-who's crazy about me, and who's absolutely perfect for me, and there's like zip going on!...
• Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?
  She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual....