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• You must realize that the computer has it in for you.
  The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do....
• You must realize that the computer has it in for you.
  The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do....
• Greer's Third Law: A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
• A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
• Computer: an amazingly stupid device that does what you tell it at high speed
• The computer only does what you tell it. -- Myth #1
• What do you MEAN it's not in the computer?!? -- Madonna
• What do you mean, 'the computer LIKES CHEESE?!