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• Computer: an amazingly stupid device that does what you tell it at high speed
• You must realize that the computer has it in for you.
  The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do....
• You must realize that the computer has it in for you.
  The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do....
• A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
• Greer's Third Law: A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
• cracking n. [very common] The act of breaking into a computer system
  what a cracker does. Contrary to widespread myth, this does not usually involve some mysterious leap of hackerly brilliance, but rather persistence and the dogged repetition of a handful of fairly well-known tricks that exploit common weaknesses in the security of target systems....
• cracking: n. The act of breaking into a computer system
  what a {cracker} does. Contrary to widespread myth, this does not usually involve some mysterious leap of hackerly brilliance, but rather persistence and the dogged repetition of a handful of fairly well-known tricks that exploit common weaknesses in the security of target systems....