Lisa: Mom, you said I could have one souvenir, right?

Lisa: Mom, you said I could have one souvenir, right? Well I want the
didgeridoo. [plays it]
Marge: Mmm, that seems very noisy and expensive for a souvenir. Mmm,
why don't you get this nice cap? ["Pobody's Nerfect in
Australia"] It's clever...just like you. Hmm? Hmm?
Owner: [sweeping a bunch of toads out] Get out, get out! Shoo, shoo.
Get out of here, yuck! These bloody things are everywhere.
They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all
over the malonga gilderchuck.
Clerk: They're like kangaroos, but they're reptiles, they is.
Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".
-- Ah, the wacky Australian faunae, "Bart vs. Australia"