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• We are upping our standards ... so up yours." -- Pat Paulsen for President, 1988.
• We are upping our standards ---- up yours too! -- Pat Paulsen ( while running for President )
• We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity -- so UP yours, Microsoft!
• All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
  -- Pat Paulse...
• We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 1988...
• The following recommendation was made by the Human Resources Manager to the board of directors of the Fancy Toy Company.
  "In the last three quarters of this year, under the leadership of our president, Pat Salvo, our profits have fallen considerably....
• MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS: ours, not yours.
• I took biology two years in a row just to eat the specimens. -- Pat Paulse