BASIC --
A second-hand Rambler with a rebuilt engine and patched
upholstery. Your dad bought it for you to learn to drive. You'll ditch
the car as soon as you can afford a new one.
A second-hand Rambler with a rebuilt engine and patched
upholstery. Your dad bought it for you to learn to drive. You'll ditch
the car as soon as you can afford a new one.
Related:
- One of the first things you learn when the kids start
to use the car is how far you can drive when the gas... - I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car,
it sends out this little noise, so when you drive... - Baker's Law of Economics:
You never want the one you can afford... - You do not want the one you can afford.
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Baker's Law of... - Grandpa Charnock's Law:
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
[I thought it was when your kids learned to drive.... - Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants... - It's not the size of your engine,
it's the way you shift it... - You know that times are not easy when your basic economy
car comes at a base price of over $10,000.00... - Try to arrange your life in such a way that you can afford to be
disinterested.
It is the most expensive of all luxuries, and the one...
