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• It's not the size of your sig, it's what you do with i
• If you like it, they don't have it in your size. -- Hadley's Law of Clothing
• hift left (or right) logical [from any of various machines' instruction sets] 1.
  vi. To move oneself to the left (right). To move out of the way....
• hift left (or right) logical: [from any of various machines' instruction sets] 1.
  vi. To move oneself to the left (right). To move out of the way....
• If you have trouble attracting men, try ordering pizza instead.
  This way you can get whatever you like--the right size, the right toppings, and once the delivery boy is in your house, he's yours....
• airplane rule n. "Complexity increases the possibility of failure
  a twin-engine airplane has twice as many engine problems as a single-engine airplane....
• airplane rule: n. "Complexity increases the possibility of failure
  a twin-engine airplane has twice as many engine problems as a single-engine airplane....
• If at first you fail, try to shift the blame!
• Hadley's First Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it, they don't have it in your size.