Related:

• Baker's Law of Economics: You never want the one you can afford.
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "Oh, just one. But this bulb won't do. You want to use a 3-way bulb, but if you can afford it, I hear that next month GE will be coming out ....
• Hardin's Law: You can never do just one thing.
• A promoter is a person who wants to sell you something you don't need that he does not have
  at a price you can't afford, and for reasons neither of you can possibly understand, but the deal goes through and now you make your living using the things no one wanted to do what everyone said could not be done, for people who don't want what you offer....
• ... you can do anything you want, but not everything you want.
• One of the finest things in life is to be paid for doing work you would do for free if you could afford the time.
• If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to. -- Augustine's Law Number IV -- Norman R.
  Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
  -- R. Emerson, Journal...
• Once an appeal is made to force to settle a disagreement, it is well to remember that there is now one thing you can not afford, and that is to lose.