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• According to Prof. TAA of MIT Tech, the rapidly changing magnetic fields in the room are so intense as to cause you to be electrocuted.
  I really don't know, but in any event, something has killed you....
• We really don't have any enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
  Do not bend or fold avoid exposure to all magnetic fields....
• Fry: "Hey, professor, what are you teaching this semester?
  Prof. Farnsworth: "Same thing I teach every semester, the mathematics of quantum nutrino fields....
• YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!
  Mr. TAA of Muddle, Mass. says: "Before I took this course I used to be a lowly bit twiddler....
• magic smoke: n. A substance trapped inside IC packages that enables them to function (also called `blue smoke'
  his is similar to the archaic `phlogiston' hypothesis about combustion)....
• magic smoke n. A substance trapped inside IC packages that enables them to function (also called `blue smoke'
  his is similar to the archaic `phlogiston' hypothesis about combustion)....
• Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time, There's something wrong here
  here can be no more denying, One of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying, And it's too late, baby, now, it's too late, Though we really did try to make it, Something inside has died and I can't hide and I just can't fake it....
• There's a lot of morons out there and this gotta be stopped.
  If you look at the death penalty--we've got to start thinning out the herd and murder might be the only way to do it....