According To Prof. TAA Of MIT Tech, The Rapidly Changing Magnetic Fields In The Room Are So Intense As To Cause You To Be Electrocuted.

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According to Prof. TAA of MIT Tech, the rapidly changing magnetic
fields in the room are so intense as to cause you to be electrocuted.
I really don't know, but in any event, something has killed you.

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