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• One planet is all you get.
• One planet is all you get.
• Strange, when you think of it, that of all the countless folks who have lived before our time on this planet not one is known in history or legend as having died of laughter.
  -- Sir Max Beerbohm...
• Planet Claire has pink hair. All the trees are red. No one ever dies there. No one has a head....
• I'll never get off this planet.
• Reporter: Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
  Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to [ominous] that terrible Planet of the Apes....
• Planet of the Apes Get your stinking claws off me, you damn dirty ape! --Charlton Hesto