"Strange, when you think of it, that of all the
countless folks who have lived before our time on
this planet not one is known in history or legend
as having died of laughter."
-- Sir Max Beerbohm
countless folks who have lived before our time on
this planet not one is known in history or legend
as having died of laughter."
-- Sir Max Beerbohm
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