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• Bart: Who's that, George? George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
  He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him....
• The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes .
  .. Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty -- that was our planet!...
• Man is more an ape than many of the apes.
• When among apes, one must play the ape.
• I'll never get off this planet.
• Reporter: Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
  Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to [ominous] that terrible Planet of the Apes....
• Lucius: You couldn't even give me one lousy round, Moe.
  You will always be a loser. Now take your check for a hundred thousand dollars and get out of my sight....
• Hang your heads in shame, you overpriced, underbrained glorified notary publics!
  Just get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll buy him off with a banana or two!...