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• No animal should ever jump on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in conversation.
  -- Fran Lebowitz -- Social Studie...
• No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Middle class was defined by having certain values and only a certain amount of money.
  But this new middle class seems to have absolutely no values and an unlimited amount of money....
• Educational television should be absolutely forbidden.
  It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens....
• If you're going to America, bring your own food. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studie
• Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Marge: I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation.
  Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. [she walks off] Marge...
• Food is an important part of a balanced diet. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Nothing succeeds like address. -- Fran Lebowitz