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• A bank robber in Los Angeles told the clerk not to give him cash, but to deposit the money in his checking account.
  -- Bill Bryso...
• All the reporters ask me about my failures. Are they kidding?
  There are no failures. Failure? Failure isn't in my vocabulary. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• Please leave deposit in appropriate bank...
• Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as a night-deposit box in a sperm bank.
• I'll tell you one person who doesn't think we've wasted our money on $
  600 toilet seats --- Saddam Hussein. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• One thing we're able to do is raise money. -- Vice President Dan Quayle, on the GOP
• When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.
  A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots?...
• I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I am Dan Quayle.
  The real Dan Quayle. The real Dan Quayle stand up....
• FREE BOTTLE OF CHIVAS WITH EVERY MILLION-DOLLAR DEPOSIT." -- Sign on bank