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• I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
• I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I'd just hate it.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
• I don't believe in god because I don't believe in Mother Goose. -- Clarence Darrow
• Her stature tall,--I hate a dumpy woman.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 61...
• I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. -- Clarence Darrow
• I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
• Some day I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away.
  -- Clarence Darrow (1857-1938)...
• When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President.
  Now I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow...