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• Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
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• I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. -- Clarence Darrow
• I don't believe in god because I don't believe in Mother Goose. -- Clarence Darrow
• I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
• When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President.
  Now I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow...
• I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend than be one.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
• When I was a boy I was told that anyone could become President.
  Now I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow...