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• Bad news travels fast.
• If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. -- Alan King
• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
• You don't hear things that are bad about your company unless you ask.
  It is easy to hear good tidings, but you have to scratch to get the bad news....
• Bad news drives good news out of the media. -- Lee Loevinge
• The good news is: I'm a perfectionist. The bad news is: I charge by the hour.
• Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
• Many a good hanging has prevented a bad marriage.
• Bad news does not improve with age. -- Jody Powell