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• Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
• There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
  -- Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)...
• When sex is good, it's only 2% of a marriage; but when it's bad, it's 98%.
• A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.
  -- Mr. Dooley...
• A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.
  -- Mr. Dooley...
• Everywhere I go, I'm asked if I think the universities stifle writers.
  My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them....
• Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers.
  My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them....
• Success has ruined many a good man.