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• In bed the other night my girlfriend asked "if you could know exactly when and where you would die, would you want to?
  I said "no". She said, "ok, then forget it". -- Steven Wrigh...
• If you sold tombstones, no one would die.
• We now return you to...The Thread That Would Not Die.
• Be mischievous and creative, if they fit you.
• To save your world you asked this man to die; Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
  -- W. H. Auden (1907-1973), Epitaph for an Unknown Soldie...
• You could fit my capacity for happiness into a matchbox without removing the matches.
  -- Marvi...
• You would if you could but you can't so you won't.
• If looks could kill, you would be a seriel murderer.