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• Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your pare
  maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation....
• Happiness is having friends who laugh at your stories when they're not so funny and sympathize with you in your troubles even when they're not so bad.
• If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
  -- Ed Howe...
• Marge: Now we can blame him for everything! Home
  It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry....
• May you be twins, so that all your pains, troubles, and worries are double.
• Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's your own fault.
• If you would be happy when others about you are not, while they count their troubles, you should take time out to count your blessings.