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• Please re-enter your tagline. . . and make it funny this time!
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• May you be twins, so that all your pains, troubles, and worries are double.
• If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
  -- Ed Howe...
• X windows: We will dump no core before its time. One good crash deserves another.
  A bad idea whose time has come. And gone. We make excuses....
• Recycle garbage: Re-elect your Congressman!
• Your computer account is overdrawn. Please re-authorize.