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• Work Hard. Rock Hard. Eat Hard. Sleep Hard. Grow Big.
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• If you can't beat em', mod em'.
• Who ever heard of fertilizing hard-boiled eggs?
• Bart: What is this place? Nerd 1: The refuge of the damned.
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• Life is like a penis: when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's hard you get fucked.
• It was a hard fight, but you lost.