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• You tell 'em Hard-Boiled Egg, You're hard to beat.
• Which are more popular, owls or chickens? Chickens, naturally.
  ... Who ever heard of Kentucky Fried Owls?...
• Haven't you ever heard of a joke?
• Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions.
  You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg....
• What I'd like to see is a prohibition on Microsoft incorporating multi-megabyte Easter Eggs and other stupid bloatware into Windows and Office.
  A typical computer with pre-installed Microsoft shoveware probably only has about 3 megabytes of hard drive space free because of flight simulators, pinball games, and multimedia credits Easter Eggs that nobody wants....
• Getting tired of children? Ever heard of youthanasia?
• Tourists -- have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies.
  When you get to your destination, say to your driver, Pay?...
• Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies.
  When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay?...
• The most egotistical person we've ever heard of is the one who remarked that he had only been wrong once in his life and that was when he thought he was wrong but wasn't.