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• What are you wearing around your neck? Ah. It's my new ruff.
  You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate. It's the latest fashion, actually, and as a matter of fact it makes me look _rather sexy_....
• 'Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed a sheep' 'How do you feel?' 'Very Ba-a-a-a-d.'
• Did you hear about the careless contortionist who accidentally swallowed his pride.
• Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?
  Norm: See you later, Vera, I'll be at Cheers. -- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah Sam...
• Why, then, do you walk as if you had swallowed a ramrod?
  -- Epictetus (c. 60 AD) -- Discourses, Book i, Chap. xxi...
• A second voice interrupted, cutting off the controller.
  Pleiades, this is Station Commander Perez. Prepare to receive emergency telemetry....
• Burns: Stricken, I lurched forth in search of aid, but finding only slack-jawed gawkers, I gave up and collapsed on the sundial.
  Lisa: Then, with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to W and S....
• You're a load that should've been swallowed!
• When you said ``HEAVILY FORESTED'' it reminded me of an overdue CLEANING BILL.
  . Don't you SEE? O'Grogan SWALLOWED a VALUABLE COIN COLLECTION and HAD to murder the ONLY MAN who KNEW!...