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  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studie...
• You know what it's like to be dead. It's just like it was before you were born.
  Remember what it was like before you were born? -- Eva...
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• Skinner: Over here, Simpson. The detention room is dangerously overcrowded so you'll be serving your time in the cafeteria.
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• You were born the wrong sex.
• And you thought You's Seen It all? Well, you have...
• You were born twins and they killed the wrong one!
• Woman: Father McGrath... I thought you were dead.
  Fr. McGrath: I was! -- soap opera on television, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...