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• Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studie...
• You should have thought of all this before you were born. -- N.F. Simpso
• If you're gonna sin, you may as well be original -- The Young One
• Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
  If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass....
• What was my original face before I was born?
• You know what it's like to be dead. It's just like it was before you were born.
  Remember what it was like before you were born? -- Eva...
• I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz
• If it isn't original, it isn't sin.
• Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
  (Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...